Sad ... But ever so funny!! Hee hee  


It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are

Facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes

About her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.


News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his

Wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be

Distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said

In an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm

Really stumped"


"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will

Need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a

Relationship like this" After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if

He would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would

Prefer it if we called her Heather.


It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the

Marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an

Agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to

Stand on. Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that

Infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated,

"always trying to get her leg over".

Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the

Cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get

Home at night and find her legless"

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that

Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for

Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.

A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate

"I've had it, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try

Paul McCartney"


Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank, My hands were all a quiver I slowly removed her

Suspender belt and her leg fell in the river

These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she

Has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill

Her shoe.